what did frosty the snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, then die
isn’t that all anyone ever does, really
(via sads)
people: omg how are you single????
me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything
me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!
(via glenyyyy)
i just want to sit in front of the ocean for a little while
(via vanessamayonessaaa)
Me, calculating the age difference between me and a celebrity as if THAT is the biggest obstacle in our hypothetical relationship: yeah okay this could work
(via cats-are-assholes)
Daria: Why the fuck did we let morning people set the world’s operating schedule?
Jane: They did it while we were sleeping.
(via mylifewithdaria)